Oh Spit!

August 16, 2024

We were in a group together, and we were trying to find out who's the impostor among us. I had what I believed was a brilliant plan: Whenever I spit, it always lands on the Impostor, so everyone would know who the Impostor is. I began to spit, but unfortunately I ended up spitting on myself!

The Final Boss: The Dragon

August 12, 2024

I was in the final dungeon, and to beat the game I was supposed to fight a dragon. But for some reason the game did not end when I defeated the dragon over and over again, and I was unable to get the ending unless a cute maid joined my party.

Sports & Wine

July 10, 2024

We were having a social occasion of some sort, with chairs surrounding tables like the typical social occasion in real life. One notable thing about it were the 'wine glasses' which were basically soft containers with some sort of liquid inside. Pressing or shaking it is said to 'enhance the flavor', but that pretty much depends on the colour of their buttons.

So we were watching this big sports game as we sipped our 'wine glasses'. The host and speaker of the game was Elmo himself, and whenever our team got a score he would go all crazy and yell "It's drinking time! Drink as much as you can till you pass out!" We would then drink as much as we can while trying not to pass out. Damn that guy.

The Street Fighter Crossover Manga

June 29, 2024

I was about a Capcom crossover manga. There was a panel with all of the characters in their cryo chambers. I know it was promoting a crossover game because there were characters from all over various Capcom series, such as Darkstalkers, Mega Man and Street Fighter. Most of them were clothed, with two major exceptions. Ryu and Chun-li had to be mostly covered by giant censor bars, because they were completely naked.

Mega Man Zero Online Forum Discourse

June 26, 2024

There was a Mega Man Zero roleplaying forum where people would play as their own OCs and discuss topics that concern them, such as the relationship between humans & robots and how they can make the world a better place. I remember one of them was being a top-hat magician who seems to be really concerned about what humans think of him, because he would not intend to harm anyone or do anything that gets him labeled as a 'Maverick'.

One notable forum conversation was between Ciel, Zero himself, and around six security officers that resembled Sniper Joes. I had no idea what the topic was supposed to be, but I'm pretty sure it had to do with the canon storyline.

Monkey Wrench Prequel

April 2, 2024

It was an episode of Monkey Wrench, but instead of the cheese string guy there was a skinny metal dude whose torso is covered by a straw. He can take it out of his torso and morph it into an AK-47. He could make objects morph by simply wielding them, like he turned a hammer/signpost into a giant beak he could use as a mouth. Near the end he decided to play a “shootout game” with the cheese guy's partner, but he said “no shooting me this time”. After that they both wake up in a hospital and had a bit of a chat, and that's when I woke up.

Post-Marvel Hollywood Film

August 15, 2023

It was a movie that was basically a mix between the Marvel Movies, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, and Magic: the Gathering. Monsters were invading the streets of what appears to be India, so people are sent from all over to deal with this issue. This is mainly due to a Magic card that can summon up to 8 Legendary characters at once, Gatcha Mobile Game style.

Among them was the Monkey King from Journey to the West. In true Marvel movie fashion, he often cracks jokes and not take things too seriously. He even breaks the fourth wall to acknowledge a book from a mental health ad spot.

The last thing I recall was when the summoned characters (some of which look like they're from the Black Panther movies) were about to fight a giant sloth with the physical characteristics of an ogre. It was wearing a metallic necklace that resembled characters of an Asian language. As Monkey King charges at it in an act of bravado, I was awakened by my alarm.