Liquid Lion Men

April 7, 2024

In the world of Warhammer 40K (a well-known work of fiction set in the grimdark future where each faction is bad in their own way), there is a planet that is oblivious to the horrors and atrocities constantly committed somewhere in the galaxy. This planet is inhabited by a sentient race none other than the Lion Men. But unlike the other "Lion Men" from various kinds of media you may be familiar with (including that one Megaman TV episode, yes that actually happened), they were Pale Green and they are seen working in The Forgery, a special place where they make people of their own kind.

However, these Lion Men are so dumb that they would rather swim around in Molten Lion Flesh than to do their job. There were instances when half-baked slime lions are seen singing along with their creators, because of course they're damn lazy.

Thankfully, there are a few Lion Men among their ranks who know EXACTLY what they're doing when it comes to the Lion Men creation process. It is only a matter of time when they teach the rest how to do it right before the entire lion population turns into sentient slime...