Attack of the Time Travelers of S.H.I.E.L.D.

July 21, 2020

The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

I had a dream last night that was a member of SHIELD with a secret -- I was also the bearer of the Herrscher of Reason title. This means I have the ability to recreate any object out of thin air, be it robots or weapons. The dream took place after a time when the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. using the power of time travel to save HYDRA in order to save themselves as well. Me and my coworkers were minding their own buisness when our future selves jumped out of portals and attacked us, and we were running away from them. During the attack I had to briefly explain to some random guy the recent events that happened and how it may or may not be all my fault.

After the workday was over, we were in what looks like a gift shop where we wait for our parents to pick us up. My mother showed up and we discussed what happened to our workday. I told mum that "I had seen enough shit" and is considering to retire from the job. She says that I should not retire as I am a very valuable asset to my team, because of my ability to "play a Nintendo 64". "But mum," I replied, "you don't understand! The only real reason why I'm useful to SHIELD is because I can make machines out of thin air!"

If this dream were to continue, then my future self will show up, slap me, and tell me not to lose faith in SHIELD, no matter how bad things get.